How Foxy discovered age is just a number…69 anyone?
Oh the joys of getting old…are there any? I must admit, while I’m a mere bambino compared to most in…
Idol gossip
Why this celebration day really is a load of old pants
Never let it be said that I shy away from the truth, so it is with a heavy heart once…
Cod help us all, the end is nigh for the chippie tea
Happy May Bank Holiday Weekend! And, dare I say, it’s come just in time to forever expunge the memory of…
Foxy has a planet-sized problem on World Earth Day
And so dear Foxy fans to Runcorn. Where else, you may ask? Well, funnily enough, I am asking myself the…
God help you, if Foxy doesn’t get her Easter Bunny
Regina coeli laetare, alleluia, Quia quem meruisti portare, alleluia. Resurrexit, sicut dixit, alleluia. Ora pro nobis Deum, alleluia. Yep, it’s…
So long, farewell, Foxy’s great finish is going elsewhere
And now the end is near and so I face, the final curtain. Yes, dear Foxy fans, it is with…
Why Foxy’s plotting revenge by entering goblin mode
“Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer, Those days of soda and pretzels and beer, Roll out those…
Salonnieres prove you can make a killing without war
Remember the Good Old Days? No, not that heinous TV show that survived 30 years of “verisimilitudinous, ventriloquial virtuosity”; I’m…
Why Foxy can only dream of the rise of the machines
“Let’s talk about sex, baby, Let’s talk about you and me, Let’s talk about all the good things, And the…
Only National Obesity Day can save us all from Mr Puny
And so dear readers, as Micro-penis Man, aka Puny Putin, does his level best to flatten the world – his…